Unlocked (2017)

Blacklisting, like splurge or quim-coffin, is often seen as a dirty word. On the surface, it’s all about denial and refusal to accept a certain type of person for whatever […]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

I’m Mary Poppins, Y’All! It’s been just over a year since Stevenage’s Cineworld – my preferred local cinema – unveiled it’s brand new 4DX screen. At the time, it was […]

The Belko Experiment (2016)

I’m just going to come out and say it: I love trashy movies. Blood, gore, violence, campy humour, sex, whatever it is I’m probably on board with the whole thing […]

Finding The Flow

You’ve probably heard the term ‘in the zone’ before. In fact, I’m willing to bet you’ve probably even said it on more than one occasion. It describes that perfect moment […]

The Lost City Of Z (2017)

You know what, we’ve all been very lucky this year. Yes, let’s ignore politics for a moment. Forget the looming threat of nuclear war and take a moment to reflect […]

Why I Gave Up Video Games For Lent

When I tell people about what I’m giving up for Lent each year, it’s virtually guaranteed that, of those who are actually listening, someone will make some smartarse comment asking […]

Ghost In The Shell (2017)

I Am Major And I Give My Consent First of all, let me begin this review by saying that I have never watched or read Ghost In The Shell. Beyond […]

Free Fire (2017)

It’s Beard Oil! You know, one of the reasons I’m drawn to film as an art form is the power. Admittedly, that sounds like something a Bond villain would say, […]

Life (2017)

Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Having essentially raised myself on the likes of Red Dwarf, Alien (1979), the original Star Wars trilogy and the various […]