Child’s Play (1988)
Hi, I’m Chucky! Wanna play? Modern horror movies tend to focus on a few things. These few things often revolve around being as cheap as possible, with the least amount […]
The Void (2016)
You’d be surprised at the things you find when you go looking… It’s no secret that the eighties were a big deal. I even discussed it in my review of […]
Night Of The Comet (1984)
You’re not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I’m not the phone company. Nobody’s the phone company anymore! Say what you like about the 1980s, there’s no denying […]
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
All I know is that this is the worst vacation of my life. Sequels are tricky. Especially when the sequel was rushed into production almost immediately after the success of […]
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills, get up and kill! I’m sick of zombies. Truly, I […]
I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House (2016)
A house with a death in it can never again be bought or sold by the living. I don’t think I’m being overly cynical when I say that, for most […]
The Gate (1987)
You’ve… been… BAD! The eighties were weird. Perhaps it was something to do with the imminent end of the Cold War, or perhaps it was something to do with the […]
Scream (1996)
Don’t go there, Sid. You’re starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something. There are some films out there that are successful. There are also some films that […]
Flatliners (2017)
Cross The Line. Boredom Will Follow You Back. Okay, so I admit it. I never saw Flatliners (1990). Judging by the reaction of my friends and family when I tell […]
The Black Room (2017)
It’s hard to fight what feels good. Within any genre, of virtually every medium, you’re going to start seeing patterns. Some of these patterns occur enough that you can pretty […]