Night Of The Comet (1984)

You’re not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I’m not the phone company. Nobody’s the phone company anymore! Say what you like about the 1980s, there’s no denying […]

Trick 'r Treat (2007)

Never go to a strangers house, and never go out alone. Today I was asked by a small child why we say “trick or treat” on Halloween. Not one to […]

Night Of The Living Dead (1968)

They’re coming to get you, Barbra! At a formative age, I spent many nights curled up in bed watching a knackered piece of crap, its flickering black and white pictures […]