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Ghoulies II (1988)

They’ll Get You In The End… Again! I love Gremlins (1984). I love Critters (1986). I love pretty much the entire genre of mutant puppets terrorising innocent people and doing […]

Flatliners (2017)

Cross The Line. Boredom Will Follow You Back. Okay, so I admit it. I never saw Flatliners (1990). Judging by the reaction of my friends and family when I tell […]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

I’m Mary Poppins, Y’All! It’s been just over a year since Stevenage’s Cineworld – my preferred local cinema – unveiled it’s brand new 4DX screen. At the time, it was […]

Ghost In The Shell (2017)

I Am Major And I Give My Consent First of all, let me begin this review by saying that I have never watched or read Ghost In The Shell. Beyond […]

The Love Witch (2016)

The Love Of Kitsch Cinema It’s a much mocked fact that for every innovative genre movie, there are guaranteed to be a thousand and one films that emulate the style […]

Logan (2017)

Logan: The Wolverine That Dreams Were Made Of Does anyone else remember Gamezville? You know, the self-styled urban youth appealing video game television show broadcast on the UK’s Sky One […]

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

Hey Mum, Hey Dad, I um, I saved the city again today. Have you seen The LEGO Movie? Yes, of course you have. Everyone has by now. To paraphrase the […]

T2 Trainspotting (2017)

Choose life.  Choose a job.  Choose a career.  Choose a family.  Choose a fucking big television,  Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers.  Choose good […]

Sinister 2 (2015)

An Aesthetic Appreciation Of Violence… Just Not The Plot There’s nothing quite so disappointing about reviewing things in the media when everything is brilliant. I admit, my threshold for bad […]

We Are Still Here (2015)

Oh, it’s still Dagmar’s house From dark comedy to bleak misery, today I turn to a rare gem of a modern horror movie. Written and directed by Ted Geoghegan, We […]