Night Of The Comet (1984)
You’re not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I’m not the phone company. Nobody’s the phone company anymore! Say what you like about the 1980s, there’s no denying […]
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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
All I know is that this is the worst vacation of my life. Sequels are tricky. Especially when the sequel was rushed into production almost immediately after the success of […]
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills, get up and kill! I’m sick of zombies. Truly, I […]
I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House (2016)
A house with a death in it can never again be bought or sold by the living. I don’t think I’m being overly cynical when I say that, for most […]
The Gate (1987)
You’ve… been… BAD! The eighties were weird. Perhaps it was something to do with the imminent end of the Cold War, or perhaps it was something to do with the […]
Flatliners (2017)
Cross The Line. Boredom Will Follow You Back. Okay, so I admit it. I never saw Flatliners (1990). Judging by the reaction of my friends and family when I tell […]
Halloween II (1981)
I shot him six times! I shot him in the heart, but… he’s not human! So here we are again. The first day of October, the first of thirty one […]
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
You know what, for the past couple of months, I’ve felt some serious superhero fatigue. While Logan (2017) is a notable exception, I just kinda felt like I was done […]
Baby Driver (2017)
Your name’s Baby? B-A-B-Y Baby? Did anyone ever see that music video for Mint Royale – Blue? You know the one, with Michael Smiley, Nick Frost and Julian Barratt heading […]
Prevenge (2016)
Killing For Two I set out this week to watch and review The Mummy (2017) this week. But, as I sat in the cinema watching the mindless drivel pump into […]