Film/TV Reviews

Alien (1979)

In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream First of all, I know. There is nothing I could possibly hope to add by discussing the genre-defining Alien franchise, let alone Ridley […]

It Follows (2014)

Maybe it will never come back… As you may well have gathered over the past fortnight, I pretty much love the horror genre. If I didn’t, you can pretty much […]

Friday The 13th (1980)

I guess it’s just my imagination… While I have avoided the classic horror movies for the most part, there are a handful of films that I simply can’t ignore. Whether […]

Monster In The Closet (1986)

Even The Most Highly Developed Nuclear Flowerpots Could Not Stop It It was only a matter of time before we got to this. To be quite honest with you, I […]

Leprechaun In The Hood (2000)

Unhand Me Gold You Thieving Hoods, You Got More Loot Than Tiger Woods Okay, okay. I admit it. I’ve been watching far too many great horrors recently. Admittedly, it wasn’t […]

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

Warning: Gushy Review Incoming When writing these reviews, I generally come from some position of knowledge. Either I’ve seen the film before or I’ve some idea of what to expect. Generally […]

Night Of The Living Dead (1968)

They’re coming to get you, Barbra! At a formative age, I spent many nights curled up in bed watching a knackered piece of crap, its flickering black and white pictures […]

Solus (2016)

Help me. So we’re on day six of thirty one. So far, I’ve watched and reviewed five films and one television episode, but I don’t feel like I’ve really explained […]

Sinister 2 (2015)

An Aesthetic Appreciation Of Violence… Just Not The Plot There’s nothing quite so disappointing about reviewing things in the media when everything is brilliant. I admit, my threshold for bad […]