A Cure For Wellness (2017)
Who’s The Real Sick Man, In This So-Called Society? Does anybody else feel like the phrase ‘a cure for wellness’ has been used before? I don’t know what it is, […]
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John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
Burning The Wick At Both Ends Like everyone else, I had no idea what to expect when I first saw John Wick (2014) Sure, I knew it was some sort […]
T2 Trainspotting (2017)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good […]
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas, the best film you’ve probably never heard of. It must be that time of year again, that time of year when weirdos like me will dust off their […]
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
Never go to a strangers house, and never go out alone. Today I was asked by a small child why we say “trick or treat” on Halloween. Not one to […]
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Wicked Witch Of The West, Wicked Witch Of The East. Which was the bad one? I would’ve been nine or ten when the Blair Witch Project (1999) was released in […]
Poltergeist (1982)
They’re Heeeeeere. Did you ever watch something as a kid and be so utterly terrified it put you off rewatching whatever it was? THEN did you ever realise that the […]
An American Werewolf In London (1981)
A naked American man stole my balloons Picture the scene. You’re lying in bed beneath the duvet, you’re warm, you’re comfortable. Just as you start to feel your eyelids droop […]
Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? I don’t know which is which. Is it just me, or are the 1970s generally really creepy? And the award for the most ignorant […]
Under The Skin (2013)
B-B-Buh- B-B-Buh, B-B-Beh, B-B-Beh, Bah, N-N-Nuh- N-N-Nuh, N-N-Nuh- No For most people, Halloween doesn’t really mean much. For many in the UK, at least, Halloween as we know it (trick […]